Ruinning yourself over someone isn’t romantic,
It’s fucking sad (what I just realized)

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The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with. (via drinkmor3vodka)

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hermionejg:

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justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

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I like playful relationships. I’ll call you a dumbass and a fag cause saying ‘babe’ all the time gets old. I’ll bite you. I’ll laugh at you. I’ll push your buttons just to see you get mad cause it’s cute. I’ll hit you playfully.. I’ll hold you from behind. I’ll make stupid faces with you. We’ll do stupid things.

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